when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
by elliot0084 June 11, 2008
Get the Derection mug.Defention is the act of defending yourself against someone else defending themselves. Such as someone hitting you in defense and you hit them back in defention.
I defended myself against her defention.
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Get the denation mug.the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.
As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.
by tlane February 15, 2008
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minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!
judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
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