Dickmatized

Being addicted to a penis to the point of losing control over your own mind.

I can't leave him. He has me completely dickmatized.

by CaptainTennille February 4, 2024

Dickmatized

When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.

Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.

by PushaP March 22, 2024

Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Dickmatized

When u ride someone’s dick so much you start to disregard all logical thoughts and rely on delusions about this person only.

Pam Bondi is truly dickmatized by trump

by Jdmane February 11, 2026

Dickmatized

A person hypnotized via sexual intercourse; usually the male genitalia

That girl is so dickmatized

by thebiggestbird_234 March 7, 2026

Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.

"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"

by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025

Dickmatized

When a woman is so overwhelmed by the intensity of high level dick being thrown that she falls asleep during or immediately after, often due to multiple orgasms or extreme relaxation."

Hey Edwin , how about last night when you were finished Pounding Julez I finished her off and Dickmatized her .

by Dick Ninja June 30, 2025