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Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010
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Tom Daley

World Champion Olympic Diver

Won loads of meadals

PERFECT AND THE HOTTEST BOY ON THIS WHOLE WORLD !!!
person one: Have you heard of tom daley?

person two: asdfghjkl damn yeeeeeees hes perfect!!
by guruyeye August 14, 2012
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dalehart

species of humans that possess nextel walkies (prrrt), tight wrangler jeans, racing stickers, gun racks, big ol' pickup trucks, camo hats and the like. usually found hunting or drinking bud light while watching the race. mmmhmm. dalehart is a way of life.
Wow, check out all the DALEHARTS at hardees chowing down on angus beef burgers. mmmmhmmm
by Melissa B November 22, 2004
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Potato Dealer

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!
by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015
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Daler

Daler...
Lemme tell you a lil some about him

He's pretty sexy I aint gon lie

Young sexy mudafucka
Is that Daler oh my god look at the size of his arse

That lad is some sexy cunt he must be a Daler
by Shmup me boya November 22, 2019
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South dale middle school

South dale has a bunch of nasty ass people who don’t bath. hoes who think they have a ass but don’t. Teacher who act like perverts and boys who don’t know how to dress. South dale is a nasty school with a bunch of skanks
Omg south dale middle school got no females!!
by I go there trust me December 7, 2018
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Dalena

Sweet and beautiful but very smart. Very caring person with a great and bright personality. Always smiling.
Dalena is so cute. She's truly a Dalena.
by dr3am3rx3 September 15, 2011
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