Sloppy Dallas

When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip, making your dick look like a turd.

Eric gave me a sloppy dallas last night, so now my dick has cancer.

by Trump gaming October 15, 2020

Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.

by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021

Matt Dallas

Only the most attractive man to ever live inside your television. Also known as Kyle XY.

Actor 1: Hey man i'm trying to get this part in a film. The script says the dude has to appear good natured and extremely hot.

Actor 2: If you Matt Dallas it, you'll get the part for sure!

by Lights In the Sky :) July 11, 2011

equities in dallas

Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.

Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.

by DCprince August 30, 2006

korben dallas

The last match left in the box.
Named in honor of Bruce Willis' character from 'The Fifth Element', who must use his last match to supply the fourth element, fire.

"Do you have a light?"
"Sorry, I appear to be down to my korben dallas"

by Bobby Jum May 20, 2009

mason dallas

Biggest wanna-be douchebag. Will give you a handshake and hug then talk shit about you as you turn around. Watch out for double first names!

That dude is a MASON DALLAS for sure

by Roseville DB January 25, 2018

dallas larry

A term used by larries to define a moment in history when Louis and harry were inseparable and Harry was then seen with the neck of his shirt loose unlike before. Harry was also

•sweaty

•had glossy eyes
•messy hair
•swollen and red lips
•flushed cheeks

Dallas Larry really was something else huh.

by William Edwards October 25, 2020