A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
by flacker March 20, 2009

Guy: Hey I saw someone digging in the trash the other day.
Girl: I know; he was such a Dumpster Diver.
Girl: I know; he was such a Dumpster Diver.
by Madmadness February 19, 2011

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.
by jasom February 12, 2004

> dude, did you get laid last night or what?
> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!
> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!
by Bam 9 February 28, 2011

The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ
Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint
by Kstoops1991 March 20, 2016

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
by Landincash March 3, 2011

by Holler123 July 9, 2009
