A disease.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It is advisible that people have their Genes checked early on for Huntingtons disease, as most people only find out they have it in their 40's-50's.
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Sorry, Buddy, You have TikTok Disease, we will need to do an intense reality check on you next week.
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Get the TikTok Disease mug.Made popular in a video review of Newmen #1 by Linkara.
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It refers to certain type of bad facial feature in comic books, where Linkara first noticed it in Young Blood's #1.
The eyes on characters are either non-existant or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
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It refers to certain type of bad facial feature in comic books, where Linkara first noticed it in Young Blood's #1.
The eyes on characters are either non-existant or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
This comic book sucks! Who the hell drew the faces for these characters? They've all got Young Blood's Disease!
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Get the Young Blood's Disease mug.Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed:
Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks
If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.
Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks
If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.
Lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has Clay Disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!
Emily: IKR!
Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!
Emily: IKR!
Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!
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Courtney told Aria that she had the twerkadromic disease so while Aria was in the midst of twerkin it out, Courtney pushed her.
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Get the twerkadromic disease mug.A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"
"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
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