Hanahaki Disease

A fiction character that suffers from one sided love. Someone who loves a person but that person does not love them in return. They choke and cough up flower petals.
She coughed up petals because she has Hanahaki Disease.
by Izzy24 October 01, 2018
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Autoimmune disease

Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*

Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.
by Peanuts b December 12, 2018
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The WoW Disease

Chris: Matt has been sitting on his PC for 3 days straight

Harold: His parents bought him World of Warcraft. He's come down with The WoW Disease
by Fredric January 03, 2008
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barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel
Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.
by ak80 August 06, 2014
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krabbe disease

Infection of your nervous system that eventually turns you into a crab.
fuck, i got the krabbe disease.
by krabbe February 26, 2008
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Dunlap's Disease

It is when your stomach "dunlaps" over your belt.
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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Almaas Disease

The Alamos Disease is like the Hanahaki Disease, but instead of flowers their diamonds. It's a fictional disease, sometimes used in fanfictions, cosplay and fanart.
On the victim's body will grow crystals on their body and start to fall apart from rejections from their love/crush. The illness can be cured through surgical removal, however the romantic feelings and the memory of the person will be removed with the infection.
the "Almaas Disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it.
by SansyPapyrusBros September 16, 2017
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