by LSMSA Sad Panda December 28, 2005
Get the Dildomug. by Dildo man May 23, 2007
Get the Dildomug. by Avanator September 1, 2007
Get the Dildomug. The word dildo has many meanings.
As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.
As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.
As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.
As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.
As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier.
Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
by recallthelessons October 17, 2010
Get the dildomug. A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
by Flangsharbumtum January 11, 2009
Get the [Dildo]mug. a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
by anonymous help February 26, 2005
Get the dildomug.