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Dickmatized

When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.
Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.
by PushaP March 22, 2024
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When u ride someone’s dick so much you start to disregard all logical thoughts and rely on delusions about this person only.
Pam Bondi is truly dickmatized by trump
by Jdmane February 11, 2026
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Dickmatized

A person hypnotized via sexual intercourse; usually the male genitalia
That girl is so dickmatized
by thebiggestbird_234 March 7, 2026
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When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.
"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"
by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025
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When a woman is so overwhelmed by the intensity of high level dick being thrown that she falls asleep during or immediately after, often due to multiple orgasms or extreme relaxation."
Hey Edwin , how about last night when you were finished Pounding Julez I finished her off and Dickmatized her .
by Dick Ninja June 30, 2025
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Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.
by pinkrasberrytwee123 October 7, 2025
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When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior.

When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them.

Thanks patriarchy!
"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He dickmatized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

-Wood by Taylor Swift
by thurstie_with_a_k November 9, 2025
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