desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005

Dessert

When a dude cums in a chick and she turns around and without showering has another dude unknowingly eat her out

She got his peace turnd around and gave another dude her dessert

by Sadie mae gluts December 24, 2015

dessert

1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!

by Swandizzle March 25, 2008

Hot Dessert

n./v.tr.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.

A: Hey I'm heading to Alberto's for a Hot Lunch and maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket. Wanna join us?

D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.

by Dyl Busto September 18, 2010

Ukranian Dessert

The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.

Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.

by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011

elephant's dessert

You sit on a girls face so your dick hangs over it like a trunk while she eats out your asshole.

I was getting an elephant's dessert and i farted on her face.

by sexy skydiver January 2, 2009

Dirty Dessert

The step after "sloppy seconds".

-Being the third person to get with a girl.

Dude, Drew was Dana's Dirty Dessert last night.

by Mike Wozowski May 18, 2009