by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022
Get the if you made a dessert it would be drymug. by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017
Get the dessert guiltmug. Bad or evil spirits that you see in the night. Bad spirits in the darkness. Evil spirits. Supernatural spirits haunting you wherever you go.
by Bentonparkwest April 23, 2023
Get the dessert shadowsmug. A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 27, 2018
Get the crunch dessertmug. Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.
George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>
by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022
Get the Dessert Chipsmug. A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016
Get the Cuban Dessertmug. 