Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012

decoy bitch

A person who is new to a/your waterfowl hunting squad. This job title evolves packing the decoys from the truck in the dark and setting the spread up also cleaning up after the hunt.

"There's this guy from work who wants to come out and slam some birds this weekend." ""Okay but he Beter have his own gun and he's definitely decoy bitch""

by crayk8d August 23, 2015

Decylindrification

The act of decylindrifying an object. That is, to cause a cylindrical object to become no longer cylindrical. Coined by linguistics professor John Henderson.

Stepping on a can will lead to its decylindrification.

by Pauline54 November 13, 2016

decrypt

To change the secret coded information back to how it was.

Messages encrypted using the public key can be decrypted only by someone with the private key.

by ytyuflu May 13, 2017

dehydrated waffle

A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.

Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.

by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017

Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.

Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

dechunkify

way of breaking up the ice in the bin behind the bar or in the freezer

Dave go dechunkify my ice so I can make me a Jack and Coke

by Ezey Q August 14, 2019