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by Yejitoes December 22, 2020

Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018

society dandruff

unsufferable itching in your groin or in the ass-hole.

"hell, it's like a crab on the rocks, it's a society dandruff!"

by pigmalion July 27, 2009

Party Dandruff

When you plan a party and a LOT people say they'll come, but then they "flake" on you at the last second and say they can't come. Party Dandruff only occurs when you have several people flake on you not <5, but >10

a: 100 people confirmed they were coming to my birthday party on Facebook!
b: I hate when people flake on me!
a: I know! So many people flaked on my party and now I have party dandruff

by showtime2010 February 6, 2010

Eyebrow Dandruff

It is the white flakes that are located in someones eyebrows. The flakes have been know to fall in a person's eyes and cause blindness.

Buttaman: Yo homie, what's that on your face?

Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.

Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.

by Julio Rumundo June 13, 2008

Anal Dandruff

The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.

I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.

by SayHuh?? June 22, 2011

butt dandruff

when ur butt cheeks are very very hairy, and ur name is david dilbeck, and when u r in launguage arts class (or English) and u get up and there is white specks on the chair!

Bailey- ewwww look at davids chair!
Jane- ew i know its called butt dandruff.
Connor- ha ha ha

by Baymoo April 15, 2010