Dammit Netflix

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.

*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...

by Words of the Wise January 29, 2014

damyen

Damyen is a sweet guy with dangerously pretty eyes. He can be very romantic. Damyen is cute and athletic .

Dam damyen.

Wow who is that? oh that’s damyen !

by Larryhairy December 13, 2020

van dammed

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet

that dude got van dammed

by luvaas brad December 19, 2008

kickin' like Van Damme

When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.

Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.

by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017

Dammit Dan!

A phrase used in times of frustration. You do not necessarily need to be referring to an individual named dan nor do you need to have a friend dan. Use this phrase particularly in circumstances dealing with video games, anime, thumbs, episodic abuses, jackie and debra videos, what what in the butt, daren's dance grooves, and choke holds.

Roberta: "My thumbs look like toes"
Olga: "Dammit Dan!"

by GouchGoomba May 19, 2009

Van Damme facial.

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").

Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

by Antony December 20, 2003

dammit carl!

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.

"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"

by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006