Grandma Currency

Grandma currency is what you get paid with when you do something for your grandma. It is usually 5-10 times the amount of money you would get if you were doing the same amount of work for anyone but your grandma.

It takes you an hour to cut your grandma's grass. You would probably get paid about 10 bucks an hour at a landscaping company for doing that, but because it's for your grandma, she pays you in Grandma Currency so she decides to give you 100 bucks for it.

You: Grandma, I'm done cutting your grass.

Grandma: Oh, thank you so much. Here's a little something for you for doing that for me.
(Hands you a fresh 100-dollar bill)

by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

Wikipedia rip current

Extending the metaphor of "surfing" the internet, a Wikipedia rip current is the phenomenon of browsing Wikipedia and getting side tracked for hours by clicking related links.

I got stuck in a Wikipedia rip current, I started reading about the civil war then three hours later I found myself reading about butterflies.

by fmgugle4 July 22, 2011

Disregard women, Acquire currency

Another way of saying fuck bitches get money.

"Sir, what do you plan on doing for the rest of your life?"
"Disregard women, Acquire currency!"

by ilovesushi July 1, 2014

Curran

Sexiest mofo out there, if your name is shannon you should totes bang him

Shannon: I would totes bang a curran

by Jackson mike February 28, 2014

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

Misinterpreted translation of "Fuck bitches, get money", from modern Ebonics into archaic English.

A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.

Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.

Rob: Man, I'm terrible at dancing. Whenever I peel myself off the couch to go out to the bar, women won't go near me on the dance floor.

Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.

Rob: ...

by stocking stuffa August 23, 2011

Current Resident

To the hood rats on a mailman's route "Current Resident" is some one who "don't stay here anymore, he moved out last month." (Also known as "Occupant" and On some pizza ads "Pizza Lover")

"Mailman! Yeah, Current Resident don't stay here no more! He moved out last month!"

by KAMod February 3, 2010

Currency

Used to express something that is good or surprisingly good. Also, used to express a feeling of confidence towards a certain subject, action or future action. As related to conversation, an expression used to define the worth of a comment.

1. Yo, when you hit that shot...Currency.
2. I have it in the bag, it's Currency.
3. Yo, that chick is Currency
4. Haha, thats mad funny. Currency yo, Currency.

by Mercedes Benz and MC Avninder July 29, 2004