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Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
"......Steal millions from a corporation? Have sex with a minor? Murder someone who doesn't have the same skin color, god, or sexual preference as myself?....No way! What do you think I am? A christian conservative?"
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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by freakyfreach January 12, 2017
Get the conservative tween mug.A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.
Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.
by Alo Konsen September 16, 2003
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Person 1: “What are your political beliefs?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m a conservative.”
Person 1: “What do you think of feminism.”
Person 2: “First and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.”
Person 1: “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?”
Person 2: “I support it as well I as MLK’s beliefs regarding social justice.”
Person 1: “So you must be a George Floyd Conservative?”
Person 2: “Correct!”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m a conservative.”
Person 1: “What do you think of feminism.”
Person 2: “First and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.”
Person 1: “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?”
Person 2: “I support it as well I as MLK’s beliefs regarding social justice.”
Person 1: “So you must be a George Floyd Conservative?”
Person 2: “Correct!”
by Loominardy March 5, 2022
Get the George Floyd Conservative mug.1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
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Get the Closet Conservative mug.The modern, George Bush Jr. era incarnation of the neo-"conservatives " , interested more in power and empire than the commonwealth of their governed. Those who fiddle with the future of America while the Republic burns. (a compound derived from the use of Nero in the place of neo- + conservative ) related: neocon, neroeconomicon, neocon man.
Don't vote for Giuliani, he's a nero-conservative!
by pagurus December 18, 2007
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