Cumberland Farms

Gas station commonly found in New England

I'm out of gas. Let's walk to Cumberland farms and fill up the gas can.

by billybob90210 July 8, 2010

The Cumberbatch Effect

When the mind encounters a face that by all accounts should be seen as incredibly strange looking, but instead interprets it as ridiculously attractive. This term is displayed strongly by, and named for, British actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

Girl one: "His cheekbones don't even make sense, and his head is so tall. He should be ugly. . . why am I aroused?"
Girl two: "It's the Cumberbatch Effect"
Girl one: "It's just like James Marsters all over again"

by TheBabyBear November 2, 2011

cumberlot

1. a word used to describe something that is more cumber than cumbersome

2. a word describing something with a high cumber factor

M: This homework is cumbersome.
J: I might even go so far as to say that it is cumberlot.

by maxjeff January 1, 2008

cumderwear

A woman's underwear that, after sex without a condom, begins to fill with semen that was not fully drained out when she went to the bathroom immediately following coitus.

Man: "That was some great sex."
Woman: "BRB, gotta empty out."
5 minutes later.....man and woman go out to get some coffee...
Woman: "It is still dripping! Now I have cumderwear! Ugh"
Man: <laughs>

by SteveW123 April 30, 2010

Cumberland Valley High School

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.

Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School

by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018

commercium

After pulling out, the splooge at the end of your dick that dries into a thin, glazed-donut-like crust which flakes off like well-cooked salmon.

The morning after I banged my aunt, I caressed my knob and gently flicked her commercium off my shaft.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.

"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."

by billebllunt September 25, 2014