Cumtart

When you get a hand job, with an armpit instead of a hand, and you cum in between the arm and pit. Slam it together and there’s a cumtart.

Guy 1: “Hey man, you ever gave your girl a cumtart?”

Guy 2: “No, what is that?”

by Crocsandhoes July 21, 2019

Cumfortable

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable

She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable

by dustyp August 6, 2019

Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb

Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb

by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021

Cumfortitties

Same meaning as "comfortable".
Instead of saying "comftbl" or "comfotibbl" like stoopid brits or americans, try "cumfortitties".

"Man that couch is cumfortitties."

by urbsnotherbs June 16, 2021

CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT

MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART

by MrOozer August 2, 2021

cumfort

kum-fourt (verb)
The act of cumming on another dude's dick to win over a girl.
Commonly done by the alpha male.
Typically done in school.

A: Bro David took my girl today.
B: How did he take her?
A: He did a cumfort on me!
B: Damn bro that sucks...

by Nutiex Just Better November 10, 2021

Cum fart

When gay

Christian is gay, so cum fart.

by Bradlee2thre3 December 26, 2022