by URBANDICTIONARY2345 February 13, 2015
Get the Cullen mug.A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible
Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"
by ihatecullenalot April 8, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.
by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009
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Get the callete lo sico mug.1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.
Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.
2) To look like a flaming faggot.
Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.
2) To look like a flaming faggot.
1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)
Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"
Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"
2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen
Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"
Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"
2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen
by BadassDude June 29, 2009
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1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.
1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.
by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen Brain mug.An animated italian gal, who's stunning through and through. She's so captivating and charming you will love every second you're blessed with her presence. All while she's charming you she's stealing your girl out from under you. She can fuck better than Christian Grey and trys not to let on to that fact, but you all can see it's in her dna
2) reasons girls are turning lesbian
3) witty and sauve
4) sexual deviant
2) reasons girls are turning lesbian
3) witty and sauve
4) sexual deviant
Oh my God, i love that girl she always brings the party to life but why is my gf following her to the bathroom? Duh you love her she's Collette Eriksen. Looks like your girl loves her too.
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