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The Crying Chipmunk

When a woman is being deepthroated and is *surprise* anally fisted.
Fred just gave his mom the crying chipmunk, and couldn't walk for a week.
by The Ishi October 7, 2007
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I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.
Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*
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cryfap

(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
by teh dub January 3, 2010
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Crying

Something you will do from ages 0-7 then believe you have grown out of it from 8-14 then realise you will spend the rest of your life crying daily
Rando : u look like you’ve been crying

You: haha yeah

Rando : BIG ooft their bro

You : large ooft bruh
Rando : no worries bro everything will be ok
by Missmoomoomoo July 9, 2019
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Crying

1. something people do when they need to let out a lot of bottled emotion
2. something you do when you realize you made a huge mistake
3. something you do when you lose someone special or close to you. something tat has nothing to do with meakness, because its perfectly natural to cry.
After we had sex on monday, i cried for 4 hours because i think it was a mistake since we're not in a relationship.i hate crying over you.
by effffffmylife April 11, 2009
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Crying Panda

A term used to describe anal sex with an Asian woman that results in her crying either during or after coitus
Andrew: Hey Darrin, why is she crying?
Darrin: I think Adam just performed crying panda on her
by Blackaliciousx September 16, 2010
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Crysis rating

The rating a computer has for running the highly graphically intensive game, Crysis.
Drew:This computer is the world's most advanced computer!
Bill: The Crysis rating is medium, most likely.
by ZDG June 29, 2008
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