the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.
by j lutz October 11, 2010
Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018
A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.
by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003
the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.
take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !
by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003
by simon williams32 December 14, 2009