crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

slut crutch

Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.

"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "

by BakedJavlin November 25, 2021

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021

phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch

Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!

by The Double E February 27, 2024

DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

4-3 Linear Crutch

When ur a shit console kid with 0.6 AA you have to use this broken sens and I thought classic was op

Damn, bro why are you so good.
It's because I am a 4-3 Linear Crutch and I am pussy to use any other sens

by IcyZoxy on PSN November 13, 2023