Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.

Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.

by SnowyD June 16, 2013

crunchay

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"

Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr

by rx2ie July 13, 2023

crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

Ice Cruncher

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth

Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.

by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009

Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015