Crumblin'

(V.) The act of being unreliable

(First popularized by Kyle and Kat on a facetime call)

"Bruh! She told me she was tryna chill and she skipped out at the last minute! That bitch slick crumblin'!"

by Dr Cupkizzle January 28, 2015

Crumbing

Picking up the "scraps" at the bar. Bottom of the barrel girls at the end of the night. Straight up uggos

Hey what's are you doing tonight? Oh I'm going out late and I'm crumbing!

by Bigsquirtnort August 29, 2017

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

crumblins

The leftover crumbs (and frosting!) of any delicious baked good left in the bottom of the pan and all mixed together.

"Dude, those crumblins from your birthday cake were soooo good!"
"Hey! You ate my crumblins?! What's the basis?!"

by sbad27 January 2, 2012

Crumblin

To be laughing at something so hard.

When she i saw that lady fall, i was on the floor CRUMBLIN'

by Spange August 25, 2008

Crumbin

To drop crumbs near a gluten intolerant or wheat allergic persons area

You cant eat your sandwich here. I cant have you crumbing in my zone. You know I'm allergic to that stuff.

by Jake Manchester January 23, 2014

crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017