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A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)
Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.
by Fuck333 August 7, 2014
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Crombie

A teen Zombie that likes to shop at Abercrombie.
I saw a Crombie today.
by Cjdoman123 October 25, 2015
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Crob

I think that's a lobster... at least it's crobably not a crab...
by J Wilde January 20, 2011
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When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.
Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.
by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009
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Crouch Rape

A bit like yawn rape.
The act of pushing someone over, who is in the crouched position.. thus crouch raping them.
Also whilst doing this, you must say "crouch rape."
As person1 crouched down, person2 then pushed person1 over and yelled "crouch rape"
by LOL-lipop October 25, 2010
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CrouchJump

CrouchJump is a cross platform social networking site designed to unify gamers. Instead of asking your followers to follow you on Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, etc, you can just have them follow you on CrouchJump, where your followers will be able to see what you post on the various platforms. In addition, they will even be able to watch your stream directly in CrouchJump (regardless if you are streaming on Twitch, YouTube, or Facebook) and provide more value to them!
Hey John, I watch your streams directly from CrouchJump and joined Ronin's Community!
by OfficialRonin August 29, 2020
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Lil' Crobo

Lil' Crobo is the greatest white rapper ever. Spawned in Compton, LA, Crobo grew up in the thug life, and is rumoured to have killed 13 people. Started his rapping career in 2012 as a result of revealing his "hidden talent". Has sold out world famous venues such as Wembley Stadium, and his most anticipated show is happening between the 26/12/12 and 31/12/12 at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, taking the place of the hallowed Boxing Day test.

Crobo has played shows with the likes of Lil' Wayne, Nicki Minaj, PSY, Taylor Swift, André Rieu, Susan Boyle, Barack Obama and Ghandi.
Crobo does charity work for his own organisation "Rap Saved Me From the Thug Life", and 46% of record sales go to this charity.

Crobo married Lara Bingle in March 2012, and they have 12 children.
by SirReginaldPinderwickel November 17, 2012
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