Crotchiquette

The courtesy you do others by not wearing ill-fitting trousers.

"Those vinyl pants are WAY too tight on you: where's your crotchiquette?"

by FIDDLESTIXES November 16, 2011

Crotchfiend

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

crotchile

Region of the sacred space of a male or female i.e. penis, testicles or vagina

Dude stop lookin at my crotchile reason. Wtf faggot!

by mckennasn May 13, 2012

Crotchicorn

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.

by Pi74 September 11, 2018

Cootchiefication

Suffication by Cootchie

My friend died by cootchiefication, he didn't come up for air.

by Febandex April 3, 2019

crotchital

Areas contained within the crotch and adjacent nearby zones.

Dude! I hooked up with that chick last week and now I'm itching all around my crotchital area.

by 1960Pegleg September 26, 2019

Crotchsequences

When a couple (male and female) just want to enjoy one another, but the woman ends up getting pregnant and having a baby/crotchsequence.

Before you have sex, think of the crotchsequences; sometimes birth control and protection fails.

by sweetprincesspeach777 May 13, 2021