Cripple toed

Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent

Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!

by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016

Crapplegasm

When an Apple fan gets so excited about their Apple product that they have a slight orgasm in their Rose Gold iPants.

Steve: "Dude, did you see that awesome new iPhone 27?"
Adam: "Oh man, I just had a Crapplegasm"

by MattMatters February 7, 2017

cripplefuck

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.

Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."

by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016

CrIpPLe GaNG

A Bahamian based gang that consist of ass eaters,retards, and at the same time most if them are dead inside.

Hey aint that CrIpPLe GaNG there, we should prepare thy ass now for what's to come.

by EndMySuffering-1 January 14, 2018

Copplerfrignab

Copplerfrignab is something that seems hard but is actually easy.

Wow, that test was copplerfrignab

by Brosef Wiener March 18, 2019

coppledude

An epic person.

I am coppledude.

by Coppledude February 24, 2021

Cripplejack

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.

At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.

by Super Visible May 5, 2021