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PT Cruiser

The ultimate in gay and lesbian transport. Not really, but anybody who owns one is recommended to get a CAT scan to make sure they don't have a tumor that might be affecting their thought process. They are retro styled, look absolutely horrible, and are driven exclusively by dipshits.
Should have been called the Looser Cruzer
Every time I see somebody driving a PT Cruiser I think, "What a fag."
by Mustangs Rule March 28, 2009
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loser cruiser

A bad bus service that's incompatible with a normal middle-class life and as a consequence ridden only by the destitute and disqualified.
The WRTA buses in Worcester run once an hour and all just go to City Hall; they are loser cruisers par excellence. The GCRTA buses in Cleveland run every ten minutes; everyone rides them including full professors and CEOs.
by vactrac September 3, 2011
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pt cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but with better curves. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not entirely a sports car (too functional, not angular enough in the driver/passenger areas), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which weakens its acceleration ability. Otherwise, it's a great car.
That PT Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
by Paul Wartenberg October 20, 2003
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Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.
Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.
by uw22tw July 28, 2010
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Carriage-Cruiser

A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.
"I was standing in the corridor of the 8.24 train and I had no fewer than six carriage-cruisers squeeze past me."
by Phil Davy October 16, 2006
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Land Cruiser

King of the dunes, has the most reliable V8, can stay with you for decades, most loved by arabs, and CAN GO ANYWHERE!
"Bro I'm glad you took a land cruiser it will stick with you for decades"
by Mosz January 18, 2020
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Habitual Line-Crosser

adjective; To describe someone who frequently makes the jump from what is socially acceptable to what is obviously inappropriate; most commonly occurring as a lewd statement.
"Brandon is a habitual line-crosser... I said his mom had dirty nails and he crossed the line by saying 'YA WELL YO MAMAS SO DIRTY SHE STUCK IN A CUCUMBER AND PULLED OUT A PICKLE! Completely inappropriate!"
by AMBAHMAHRI March 9, 2010
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