Crimson Gusher

When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.

"So Dude ... I was banging your mom last night when she gave me a crimson gusher."

by Captain Hungwell May 3, 2004

crimson switch

The act of replacing one's fingers in a woman's vagina with one's member into said woman's vagina.

Mike: How'd things go last night with that sea cow from the bar?
Jimmy: Excellent, turned off the lights, commenced fingerblasting, then threw in the crimson switch.
Mike: That's deplorable.

Camille: That is NOT your finger!

by know13dge May 27, 2010

Crimson

Someone or something that is the greatest example of the color Crimson. The person is usually vastly intelligent, silent but when speaks; speaks with wisdom, somewhat durable, often dark and mysterious at first, and is caring and sweet.

As a color, Crimson is the color of blood and shows that it is dark, bold, and shows a great meaning behind it.

"Look at the crimson moon, it's beautiful."

by Strkt0r December 12, 2006

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by weave August 25, 2003

Crimson Gauntlet

WoW guild, situated on Defias Brotherhood (EU). The lesbo crew managing the guild always makes sure their pussies never run out of sand.

The phrase is consequently used to describe a situation where hell would be a preferred place to be.

"Man, it feels like I'm in the Crimson Gauntlet"
"Tough luck, dude"

by Björn Brunstig October 23, 2006

Crimson Ride

Having sex with a girl who is currently on her period and producing a quite nasty result.

Incidentally, also the name of the transit system at the University of Alabama.

Peggy-Sue warned me about the dangers of having sex while she was on her period, but after I talked her into it. We went on the crimson ride and soon thereafter on my bed lay a crimson tide.

by reti323 September 28, 2009

Crimsonette Flag Corps

The Crimsonette Flag Corps is a group of teenage girls who attend East Providence High School. They wear tiny uniforms made up of 10 pounds of sequins and white go-go boots. They're job is to make the Townie Marching Band look pretty and add some piz-azz to the half time show. Some of the girls maybe be stuck up, egotistical byotches, but others are down to earth sweethearts with the teams best interest at heart. The team is made up of about 17 girls that try out in a week long session in May. Any girl can try out for this team, as long as they attend the high school. The Crimsonettes are looked upon as spirited and fun ladies who bring more pep to football games than the cheerleaders ever could. it is a known fact that the Townie Football Team wins more games with the Townie Band and Crimsonette Flag Corps present. They don't need sort skirts and pom-poms to bring out the best in their school, even though their skirts are short and pom-poms are sometimes shared by the cheerleaders. These girls are masters with poles...flag poles that is. They can do all sorts of moves that could easily cause injury to themselves and others around them. Band kids are easily mesmerized by their talents and usually ask to be taught some other the moves in the routines. Crimsonettes = amazingness<3

Porque? Yo no se!! - Crimsonette Flag Corps
Shelbi! Pick up the phone! - Crimsonette Flag Corps
TELEKINESIS!!! - Crimsonette Flag Corps

by ForeverCrimsonette March 7, 2010