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SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.
by weave August 25, 2003
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Crimson Gauntlet

WoW guild, situated on Defias Brotherhood (EU). The lesbo crew managing the guild always makes sure their pussies never run out of sand.

The phrase is consequently used to describe a situation where hell would be a preferred place to be.
"Man, it feels like I'm in the Crimson Gauntlet"
"Tough luck, dude"
by Björn Brunstig October 23, 2006
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Crimson Ride

Having sex with a girl who is currently on her period and producing a quite nasty result.

Incidentally, also the name of the transit system at the University of Alabama.
Peggy-Sue warned me about the dangers of having sex while she was on her period, but after I talked her into it. We went on the crimson ride and soon thereafter on my bed lay a crimson tide.
by reti323 September 28, 2009
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Crimsonette Flag Corps

The Crimsonette Flag Corps is a group of teenage girls who attend East Providence High School. They wear tiny uniforms made up of 10 pounds of sequins and white go-go boots. They're job is to make the Townie Marching Band look pretty and add some piz-azz to the half time show. Some of the girls maybe be stuck up, egotistical byotches, but others are down to earth sweethearts with the teams best interest at heart. The team is made up of about 17 girls that try out in a week long session in May. Any girl can try out for this team, as long as they attend the high school. The Crimsonettes are looked upon as spirited and fun ladies who bring more pep to football games than the cheerleaders ever could. it is a known fact that the Townie Football Team wins more games with the Townie Band and Crimsonette Flag Corps present. They don't need sort skirts and pom-poms to bring out the best in their school, even though their skirts are short and pom-poms are sometimes shared by the cheerleaders. These girls are masters with poles...flag poles that is. They can do all sorts of moves that could easily cause injury to themselves and others around them. Band kids are easily mesmerized by their talents and usually ask to be taught some other the moves in the routines. Crimsonettes = amazingness<3
Porque? Yo no se!! - Crimsonette Flag Corps
Shelbi! Pick up the phone! - Crimsonette Flag Corps
TELEKINESIS!!! - Crimsonette Flag Corps
by ForeverCrimsonette March 7, 2010
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Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
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Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.
In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.
by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004
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Crimson knuckle-fuck

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.
I gave the missus a crimson knuckle-fuck last night.... it got messy.
by L1feLus7 April 1, 2009
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