mill creek middle school

mill creek middle school is a ghetto school with wannabe gangsters, potheads, hoes, and just a whole lot of trifling activities and people.

mill creek middle school got nothin but thooters and fuckboys i swear

by yikesthatstuff May 25, 2018

assassin's creed 3

the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.

reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.

by assassin'screedneedisaymore? June 17, 2012

turd chewer

One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.

This guy is a turd chewer!

by Aleman2 December 29, 2009

creedo-race

A 5 mile race between the illussive sand dewlling panda,the Gobi-fish from the premetazoric era and finally the tree swinging otter-goat.

Let's watch the creedo-race and place money on the mink-ferret he is disguised as the gobi.

by 2EYEMIKE October 21, 2006

shit chewer

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.

'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'

by Mister Rat November 8, 2009

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.

Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Hamilton Creek

Hamilton Creek is a mythological god of coitus who rules over certain lesser cults. Hamilton Creek can be used as a verb in some cases, it can be a code word for sex. People worship Hamilton Creek in their prayers for a quicky.

"I Hamilton Creeked Simone last night! It was great!"

"Please all mighty Hamilton Creek, I beg your blessings for my pleasure in partaking in coitus!"

by ZoeFletch101 November 8, 2018