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Crabbing

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.
Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.
by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025
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Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018
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Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member
Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”
by FinnoVii October 4, 2018
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Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024
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river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")
"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"
by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025
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Kanagawa cribbing

Verb: The act of having a horse suck your toes while watching your favorite horse girl anime.
Wow Alex is doing Kanagawa Cribbing
by Thatonekanagawaheart April 8, 2025
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Kanagawa Cribbing

Verb: The act of having a horse suck your toes while watching your favorite horse girl anime.
Wow that man is a master at Kanagawa Cribbing
by Thatonekanagawaheart April 8, 2025
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