Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

Cream Cake Day

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.

I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

Butter-Cream Knifing

When a fabulously gay baker insults you

That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....

by Courtjester91 July 8, 2016

Choaklit Cream

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.

Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool

by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021

cream in your jeans

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation

Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl

by KK special September 24, 2003

Creamoglobin

(kree-muh-gloh-bin); (Craemoglobin; UK)
-noun

The resulting post-coital amalgam following unprotected sexual intercourse during the female menstrual phase.

Dude, I boned Sally when she was on the rag and now I've got creamoglobin all over my sheets.

by J-Juice April 4, 2011

ice cream sandwich

A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.

Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!

by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015