Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.

Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!

by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010

Pink Crayon

A dog's penis.

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!

by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 9, 2009

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

white crayon

A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.

Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.

by Ninja49 January 4, 2010

crayon crew

Special needs class. See also short bus.

You're joining the crayon crew?

by alt April 10, 2005

Dull Crayon

A dull crayon is most obviously a crayon which is dull. This word can also be used as an insult because just like nobody likes a dull crayon, nobody likes the person called a dull crayon.

Don't talk to him, Collin is a dull crayon.

by definerofworlds June 21, 2010

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019