Crassitude

A noun that describes a certain crass attitude that one gives off to others.

(After one has crassed you multiple times in a day) OMG YOU HAVE SO MUCH CRASSITUDE TODAY!

by PopcornUnitesOnceMore July 9, 2010

shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011

crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

by Grue December 14, 2003

crassfactory

noun. adjective. slang. smart ass,
factory of crass.

Did you find that every word that fell out of that crassfactory to be horribly offensive?

by The Original Crassfactory Herself November 14, 2004

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.

Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.

by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011

crassly

To act crazy in the most unclassy and disgusting manner

After Todd learned Amy cheated on him, he took a shit in her sock drawer to get back at her.

It was very crassly of him, although much deserved.

by Tornadotan October 11, 2017