crapidation

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.

Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

by His Majesty, The Quickness August 5, 2010

crapahoardium

A room in which people pile all of their nostalgic, unwanted crap; hoarder

The fourth bedroom has finally become a crapahoardium to the same level of the garage.

by Professor Schnitzy-Thorpintubn August 25, 2010

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crapathon

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest

Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?

by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

crapaccino

The inevitable turd after strong coffee.

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino

by bigsando May 8, 2014

Crapacity

The amount of crap I am willing to endure.

Look, man, you are making me mad and pushing me over my crapacity!

by Terea B November 19, 2017

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022