Cakeism

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

Munge-cake

An individual who lacks foreign heritage and lives in Canada. Munge-cakes or "munges" tend to do things such as eat kraft dinner, constantly apply sun tan lotion and dip his/her grilled cheese in ketchup. This term of slang is most commonly used by those of Italian descent.

Person: "Hey Joe, want a panzerotti?"
Joe: "What is a panzerotti?"
Person: "You are such a munge-cake!"

by The contributer July 11, 2011

Tittle Cake

a small, delicious, and utterly irresistible block of congealed diacritical marks.

comes from a scrumptious combination of the words "tittle" (the dot over an 'i' or 'j') and "cake" (delicious)

it is often used because of how inappropriate and funny it sounds when in reality it is simply a fun thing to say to friends.

1. "A tittle cake always has 3 candles"

2. "Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Tittle cake."
"Haha!"

by fourthcandle March 19, 2009

yellow cake

You better pray to God you don't drop that

Don't drop that cake

by Da Greek May 11, 2004

cake top

a series of fat rolls too humongous to be considered merely a muffin top, hence becoming a "cake top". cake tops often have tiers or layers, much like a cake.

"omg did you see the cake top on that bitch?! i was about to put her on the Next Food Network Star...as the food"

by breannahharmonbitches December 28, 2008

cakedy

A very very good YouTube channel. He does pretty good videos and has over 5 million subscribers!

Damn Daniel! Back at it again by watching Cakedy!

by Cakerson May 25, 2016

cake bitch

When you have been demoted or have lost your normal standing or position and have been relegated to an observatory or menial role.

"Jaan just shut up, don't interfere and hold the cake, I've got this you cake bitch"

by Nextlevel August 10, 2020