Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.

Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

boy-cotting

To be taking a break from seeing and hooking up with boys.

Jenna: Rob asked me out last night, but I said no
Anna: Why?
Jenna: I'm boy-cotting right now

me time

by HunStarRaw February 16, 2015

Counting Crows

When you stop paying attention to Twitter and start looking at real birds...

He's not tweeted in days, he's out counting crows.

by Septimusistryingtofindaname January 12, 2013

49 and Counting

49andCounting started in March, 2009 as a bunch of guys that barely knew eachother. Getting right to work, we quickly realized the love we have for playing together. All the way from Greg Ledbetter's drum skills and moving, captivating drum parts, to Tyler Ullman's break away bass lines, Dan Oliveau's deep, true lyrics and catchy lead guitar parts, and Kevin Shepherd's rhythmic, structural rhythm guitar input, 49andCounting is devoted to giving you a fun show, a song stuck and your head, and captured minds as you walk out of the venue's door.

49 and Counting should be up there with bands such as greenday, the foo fighters, and weezer.

by Leonard Hofstader January 5, 2010

chuting

The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.

"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you

The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.

"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."

by Harambe69 May 18, 2018