by Shlabotnic July 01, 2006
by Kawi82gotwaboi October 06, 2021
A person that buys a car to make up for some other lacking feature. ie, can't afford a real race car, or needs to bring special attention to himself. Females are not applicable to being a "Corvette owners" as they actually enjoy the ownership of the vehicle not the attention that it brings. A real corvette owner will not drive in the rain nor drive if rain is in the forecast. Rain will melt a corvette owner just as it melts snowflakes.
At the traffic light next to me was a corvette owner. 2019 White nice looking car. When we took off, I heard the car stall as he was not proficient with a manual transmission.
by E. Howard Hunt May 15, 2020
C5 corvettes were an automobile made by Chevrolet.Old men and gay kids drive them they are very slow and super obnoxious.
by Cock slayer April 03, 2023
Troys idea of an awesome summer. The exact edfinition remains unknown.
However, some prerequisites include: not shaving, a Kennith Cole suit.
However, some prerequisites include: not shaving, a Kennith Cole suit.
by Cadbury204 June 28, 2010
Mode of Transportation for middle - aged American Men wearing baseballcaps and poloshirts currently going through a phase known as a midd - life Crisis.
Guy1: Have you heard? Rogger just bought a Chevrolet Corvette!
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?
by RiguRagu November 22, 2018
This is a girl that is just a stuck up piece of shit, and all they care about is your money. Just about the only thing they are good for is a ride in your brand new sports car.
by Mr Spy April 23, 2017