Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.

Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011

cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam

i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.

by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

Karma Conscious

Being aware for the questionable actions you might take part in for fear that karma will bite you back if you follow through with it. Thus making you karma conscious.

Jim: "I was going to cut in front of the elderly group ahead of me to save time, but I am karma conscious and stayed back instead."

by mikeo6209 March 23, 2011

self conscious

a beautiful person who just doesn't know it yet. they need someone to tell them that it is okay to be themselves, all they need is a complement to help them with there day.

no need to be self conscious, its alright

by little_miss_cassie_horan November 16, 2015

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

Cornswoggle

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.

He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.

by Burkns March 21, 2015

voting your conscience

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.

Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019