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cornflake 

A semi-rigid scab-like crust of nasal mucosa that is carefully dislodged from one's nose in a lateral plane in order to maximize the square area without disruption to the integrity of the piece. May contain hairs (curb-feeler cornflake) and sometimes dried blood (strawberry cornflake) or both (strawberry curb-feeler cornflake).
When Marty saw Jenny trying to improperly dislodge a massive strawberry curb-feeler cornflake, he beat her until she became incontinent. Once Jenny was unconscious, Marty meticulously excised the prize and claimed it as his own.
cornflake by Aaaaal August 9, 2005
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coonflakes 

food that croakers love to eat.you get a free plopperbag in every packet to catch poo crumbs in
you collect croaker tokens to get a free niglet doll.in every packet of coonflakes there is a surprise pair of big suckers.

Corn Flakes 

The act of going down on a woman, not washing your face, sticking your head out of the window on your drive home, then peeling off the dried 'juices' and eating them like corn flakes.
"I went down on Donna last night and there was so much come I just let it dry and ate it like corn flakes on my way home."
Corn Flakes by LBird33Orlando September 25, 2012

CornFlake 

Dickhead that really pisses you off in a sporting and or educational activity
"You Fucking Cornflake get off the field dick head"
CornFlake by Error_402 July 18, 2017

cornflake 

a dried snot wisp that resembles a flake of breakfast cereal, not quite as bulky as a crouton.
hey girl, wanna kleenex, you need to send that cornflake back to kellogg's.
cornflake by Leysie January 10, 2008

corn flakes 

Corn Flakes -> Cornelius the Rooster -> Rooster = Cock
Someone who "loves the cock"
"Bob just loooooves Corn Flakes, doesn't he?"
corn flakes by Egbert March 5, 2003

Cornflaking 

The act of one person poking Cornflakes up the butt of another.
Guy #1- "Hey, Mark, how was your anniversary?"

Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."

Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."

Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."
Cornflaking by Letzd32 January 17, 2011