clothing

An assortment of comfortable and sometimes trendy pieces of fabric that you wear on and/or around your body. More often than not, though, clothing is an excuse for women to drag their husbands/boyfriends away from quality time "with the guys" to instead spend hours on end at the mall looking for and trying on all sorts of clothing; mostly shoes, in a vain attempt to upstage "that slut, Janice." Other people hate wearing clothing. We usually refer to these people as nudists because they enjoy being nude. If you want to learn more about clothing, you can check out various books regarding the matter at your local library!

"Hey, man. What are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? It's called clothing."

"Wow! That's fascinating!"

"I know! Everybody is doing it."

by Your_Local_Librarian September 8, 2011

LRG CLOTHING

LRG(Lifted Research Group). Clothing Company

LRG Clothing shirts are the shit man!!

by LRG September 26, 2006

Oshkosh Clothing

a clothing company for children that produces appropriate, comfortable, and stylish clothes for both boys and girls.

Tom: I'm so cool, I wear Oshkosh stuff.
Bob: You mean the city?
Tom: No! The friggin' cool Oshkosh Clothing company!
And then, because Tom thinks he can do anything with Oshkosh clothes, he jumps off a cliff. And goes to the hospital.

by Ze Some1 June 25, 2006

Fortune Cootchie

fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.

"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.

by Wayhard January 17, 2008

Alwayz Fucking Around clothing

Alwayz Fucking Around is a clothing company for the angry, outkast, rebel, misunderstood youth .It was designed and created by Anthony Mojica A.K.A. TANKDGAF. Created in late 2009 and dedicated to all kids out there who have had adults say "Why are you guys Always Fucking Around?" With that said join the club and check them out at www.myspace.com/alwayzfukingaround

Look for the club with AFA in it.

Example 1: Billy to friend : Hey watch me 360 over the neighbors trash cans.

Angry neighbor: Why are you kids always fucking around!

Example 2: Kid 1: Hey whats that AFA on your shirt stand for?
Kid 2: Alwayz Fucking Around clothing. ;)

by Smiley Handcock July 7, 2010

wolf in sheeps clothing

A GOOD PHUCKING SONG

person 1: have you heard wolf in sheeps clothing?

person 2: no.

by decayingteeth May 21, 2021

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005