put out a contract on

To hire or attempt to hire an assassin to kill (someone)

1) The mob put out a contract on the police informer.

2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).

by Charlize October 6, 2007

Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

Constracted

So as to be too preoccupied with other thoughts that it becomes difficult to think straight

I was so constracted by her looks that the best line I could come up with was "Hello"

by levanima October 23, 2010

landlord's contract

A written contract that is supposed to make a transaction look above board and official, and to suggest that the buyer has a degree of comeback, but which the party offering the document can ignore at will. As they say, it's not worth the paper it's printed on.

Dickie O'Kelly presented his tenants with the landlord's contract in connection with the quality of their accommodation, and then disappeared to South Africa with their money.

by Fearman August 10, 2007

Contract Adminstrator

A dedicated immoral unethical slime ball committed to fleecing the CONTRACTOR from fair and equaitable compensation. This creep is why lawyers have so much work.

Man! That Contract Adminstrator might very well be the devil!!

by Contracting God December 15, 2012

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023