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Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.
by Jacob May 6, 2004
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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
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A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!
Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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This video contains win

A meme on youtube where a user posted a video of robotnik saying pingas to the tune of kirby's gourmet music
this video contains win and moar
by mama weegee November 17, 2009
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continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.
Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.
by kuntress December 23, 2018
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contrainment

noun
1. an effort that is inconvenient
2. a factor causing trouble in achieving a positive result or tending to produce a negative result
3. a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome

syn - difficulty

1. the fact or condition of being contrained.
2. Often, contrainments.
3. a trouble or struggle.
4. a cause of trouble, struggle, or embarrassment.
5. a disagreement or dispute.
6. reluctance; unwillingness.
7. a demur; objection.
8. something that is hard to do, understand, or surmount; an impediment or obstacle.
That silly lady at the DMV was giving me some contrainments about my expired tags!

My mexican pal is trying to act white but all he does is cause us a bunch of contrainment when dealing with his ridiculous antics.

Every time I go into the salesman's office he gives me a buncha contrainment about how smart he is.
by David - TeamPSI May 11, 2007
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cuntainment

Cunt-ain-munt

kuhn TAYN muhnt
-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.
Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.
by nastynick69 November 8, 2009
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