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Considerate Lover

The act of making love to a woman (normally your partner or wife) whereby you play the role of a "Considerate Lover"

In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.

During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"

Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"

After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.
Jon: I came in last night and passed Andrew's room, all I could hear was "Is that OK for you?" followed by lots of slow kissing.

Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!

Jon: I consider him to be a fag.
by ManChildLF August 3, 2010
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consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.
Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)
by <3coco23 December 3, 2011
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Consideridiot

When someone holds the right hand door open to let people out of a store, blocking everyone else trying to get in. The person who stops their car midblock to let a pedestrian jay-walk. The person who has a green light but stops to let someone make a left turn.
The consideridiot in front of me let the fat guy with a beer cross mid-block and i missed the light.
by Taltree October 22, 2015
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consumer rights

Your rights as a consumer.

As a consumer you (should) have a right to products that:
a) will not explode and destroy your city block
b) will not burn an orifice in your intestine
c) do not contain heavy metals
d) et
unless explicitly stated that they do.

As Americans, we have seen a large reduction in consumer rights, largely being yielded to allow the expansion of coporate rights because of corporate lobbyists in Washington.
Politicians in Washington are funded by corporations. Corporations don't care about consumer rights, they care about making a profit. Making a profit usually means disregarding consumer rights.

Ralph Nader is a consumer rights advocate.

Great Britain banned Dasani water after finding that it was bottled tap water and contained carcinogens like barium, a poisonous heavy metal. This was a step foward in the consumer rights movement.

It's good to know that although consumer rights have been severely reduced, they're not completely gone yet. We've got a couple years left.
by DrIdiot April 3, 2005
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considerate asshole

con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.
by The Heinrich August 16, 2006
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consimilla

The polinated female cannabis plant.
cannabis with seeds known as mersh
dude my mate grew some nice consimilla in the garden such a nice smoke man.....
by garry s November 3, 2005
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considerosity

The act of giving kindly awareness of another's feelings, circumstance
Jill behaved with considerosity by taking appetizers out to one of Jack's table, as he dealt with some irritable diners at another table.
by Nadia Furhunter October 17, 2008
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