Condoleezus

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.

Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.

by PMax February 11, 2008

Condom

A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.

Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!

by SlopNChop November 21, 2016

condom

A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids.

Yes, a miracle.

We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!

It ees called ze condom.

by lickladylickems January 29, 2008

Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.

My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!

by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009

Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.

Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?

by Project6195 June 28, 2012

Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

no condom zone

fuck zone without condom.

The no condom zone is even better than the fuck zone.

by kfnks74grahzbfgjsfg January 6, 2013