Confugled

When you are confused about a certain subject or thing.

Dude I was so confugled on the English test yesterday .

by Kevin hessenbrooke June 14, 2017

confused colonial

When a student at one college wears clothes supporting another college.

Look at that confused colonial wearing a Harvard shirt when we go to LSU.

by SadestPotato October 23, 2017

Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.

"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."

by serd12 July 6, 2018

Conferned

The state of being concerned and confused at the same time.

Me: *is in a questionable situation*
Me: I am so conferned right now...

by mystical bean November 11, 2018

confuxed

A combination of the words 'confused' and 'fucked,' implying a sort of ultra-confusion.

Man, all that talk about donkey punching confuxed the fuck out of me!

by emtenn March 4, 2010

Confused Scope

A person who confused scopes will use a sniper rifle, but instead of aiming down the scope, or quick scoping, like sniper riffles were made for, they aim down the sights while rapidly moving the left anolog stick every-which-way, resulting in either a one hit kill or a hitmarker, despite the fact a majority of the time the cross hairs miss the target. Then when somebody uses a sniper riffle for what it was meant for and look down the scope or quickscope, the people who confused scope yell at the player who looked down the scope or quick-scoped and scream "I WAS GOING FOR A CONFUSED SCOPE". Confused scopes are a good way to make your friends angry, right after they yell "Make it a nice killcam!".

Demetre- "Make it nice"

Everyone-"Yes"

*FINAL KILL*

Demetre-"JACOB!"

Jacob-"It was a confused scope!"

Everyone-"Oh that's okay then."

by poppa dad March 11, 2011

Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020