cobner

When you get your penis stuck in a pool jet

Ouch, I have a cobner

by Baser March 21, 2015

Comerised

When one eats so much food that one is unable to move. This is usually in conjunction with the use of marijuana edibles.

We ate so many pot edibles, we were comerised and unable to get off the couch

by Lisamd88 January 21, 2017

Coderhood

The state, condition, character and nature of being a software coder; the state of belonging to and evolving in a software engineering organization where software developers (AKA coders) work and operate.

I officially reached coderhood when I finally got my Computer Science degree.

by __LP__ May 6, 2017

google coder

A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.

John: Why is this code so poorly written?

Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!

by manual63 November 28, 2012

junior coder

A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.

Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

Jodie Comer

Best Actress in all of acting history | Villanelle in Killing Eve | Elizabeth of York in The White Princess | Millie Rusk/Molotov Girl in Free Guy | Most beautiful woman to walk the earth

P1: Oh my god, look at her. Isn't she beautiful?
P2: Oh yeah! Who is she?
P1: Jodie Comer. She's like the best actress in all of acting history.
P2: Does she play Villanelle in Killing Eve?
P1: Yeah! She also plays Millie Rusk and Molotov Girl in Free Guy.

by MakkaTheFlatWhite April 30, 2022

cojer

Cojer just means "get" in a number of Hispanic countries; it's mostly Mexicans who say "I'm gonna get that girl" to refer to fucking.

In Puerto Rico, where "cojer" just means "get" ("fuck" is "joder") the expression "Cojelo suave!" ("get it smooth!", literally) just means "take it easy!"

I once said "cojelo suave!" to a Mexican, though, and he replied "Voy a cojerlas todas suave!", meaning "I'm gonna fuck 'em all (the girls) smoothly!" He knew what I meant, but made a neat joke out of it.

by Sharks April 12, 2007