Condescending

It’s when... wait, why am I talking to you? You’re an inferior species!

Depressed as hell and condescending

by frabrizio August 26, 2019

candlelight dinner

A glorified, self-inflicted power outage during which two individuals stare across an elaborately decorated table at one another and giggle in a repulsive manner while exchanging empty, flirtatious cliches. Expensive alchoholic beverages are usually consumed as well as a light, fancy meal that no one involved really notices. A two-candle illumination is the generally accepted method when having a candlelight dinner although Napalm Nancy (currently spending 12 years in prison for 8 counts of arson) shocked the romance experts by using 8 bunsen burners and 12 propane torches.
Usually reserved and overused for Valentine's Day, first dates and marriage proposals.

"Hey, um, so like you wanna come over to my house for a candlelight dinner? Maybe watch a movie afterwards or somethin', I dunno."

*moronic giggle* "Sure, Josh!"

by Tranquilizer Tom February 14, 2004

Spice Candle

A blow job when a penis has been dipped or rubbed in curry powder or chilli based ingredient causing a fiery sensation on the lips and tongue.

"My boyfriend works in a curry house so sometimes I nip in for a lunchtime spice candle!"

by devilblunt October 16, 2013

roman candle

A particular firework that is about 1.5 ft long and shoots out 10-20 balls of colorful fire. Fun when used over a lake, more fun when used in enclosed, flammable spaces!

Holy shit! We just burnt down that house with a roman candle!! RRUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by darkasassin_325 July 17, 2005

condescentionistic

The act of being extremely condescending, at the time, on purpose.

Is it just me? Or, is she very condescentionistic?

by bigwrench67 October 24, 2011

Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.

Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.

by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011

candlefantic

a person who likes to eat candle wax
a person who likes to eat candles
a person who likes to eat burning candles
a person who likes to lick candles
a person who likes to suck candles

most likely the person has a candle fetish
sometimes the person could be gay or female, if they lick or suck candles

oh hey why are you eating that candle?

oh im just a candlefantic

by Alcat1 February 14, 2012