by kdawg June 7, 2003
Get the double commando mug.One: Never let anyone know how much money you have. Money makes people jealous, and if someone screwed up and lost theirs, they are gonna come after you.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.
by Notoriously loved January 5, 2011
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by didhe October 22, 2008
Get the Foot commando mug.The person at the store with the note book full of coupons. Often times if you take the last item for which they have a coupon for then be ready for blood.
by Uncle Bobby B. October 24, 2010
Get the Coupon Commando mug.When a guy is not wearing any underwear. This is done by Marines or Soldiers during forced marches or "humps" to cut down on shaffing. Must be done in conjunction with a liberal amount of Gold Bond or baby powder.
My girlfriend thinks it's hot when I go commando. She doesn't know that I do it because I am to lazy to do laundry.
by BooyahUSMC June 2, 2006
Get the Commando mug.That douchefag who whores the marathon, lightweight, commando, tactical knife setup in call of duty modern warfare and knifes from 300 miles away.
HOLY FUCK, this commando faggot has been running around the whole map, finding me, and shitting on me the whole game.
by Mourning Soul November 12, 2010
Get the Commando Faggot mug.The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
by Frempt November 25, 2009
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