Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama

Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

by Stoney69 May 16, 2019

concepsione

Crazy mullet man that is a puta para and creams on his territory and a raving shit eater.

poop

by Art Van Dele February 24, 2003

chocception

that type of chocolate that is filled with more chocolate or similar candies (crushed oreo cookies in chocolate bars are common chocception)

Bella: "Hey do you want to try some of this chocolate with smarties in it?"

Steph: "Oh my god! It's a chocception!"

Bella: "You are such a genius."

by Bellanie December 4, 2013

cumseption

Manual self stimulation while observing another manually stimulating yet another.

Comments on pornhub

1st comment: I'm jacking off to other people jacking off the other people...seems weird.
2nd comment: Cumseption.

by Briansue November 4, 2018

cliception

A clique that contains 1 or more clique.

The cliception was account of the oldest 2 cliques to ever exist.

by Deadric666 March 25, 2019

comoption

To try to eat shit as fast as humanly possible. This word is also a synonym for 'watching tiktok vids'

Today I I comoptioned

by Chadthaman March 24, 2020

concepciona

Concepciona is a wonderful person. She is always hardworking and care for those around her. And she doesn't like it when you are being rude. She will love you with all her heart.

Wow.... Concepciona is so independent.

by Samantha Hambergins November 22, 2021