Columbian Necktie

the act of slicing someone's throat and pulling their tongue out of the hole.

"dude! ronnie got killed!"
"oh my god, how?"
"that new kid gave him a columbian necktie!"

by hehehe :) October 1, 2009

Eddie and Columbia

The two wacky, lovable, and badass characters of the 1975 film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the play "The Rocky Horror Show".
-Eddie is a "low-down, cheap little punk" and an Ex-Delivery Boy who got mixed up with the wrong crowd; He ended up being part Dr. Frank N Furter's evil and maniacal plan: creating the perfect man.
-Columbia is a "regulay Franky fan" AKA:Groupie. She secretly had a love affair with Frank N Furter's science prisoner named Eddie. Their love is revealed during the song "Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul (I Really Love That Rock 'N' Roll)"

Eddie and Columbia
Eddie's Debut and dance with Columbia ="Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul (I Really Love That Rock 'n' Roll)"

Eddie- Whoo! Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a Rock 'n' Roll show
You climbed in the back seat, really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Chorus- Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Eddie (saxophone solo)

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you try to sing along
It felt pretty good...Whoo!
Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Chorus- Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

(saxophone solo)

Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

by Big Mo Monster May 26, 2008

Columbia

I spent the first 18 years of my life in Columbia, MD but have now moved away. Columbia is a very metropolitan suburb 10 minutes outside of Baltimore, and some say it is becoming a mini baltimore. As far as suburbs go it is pretty big and not a far drive from surrounding cities. You can find a lot inside of Columbia. There are also many public pools, movie theaters, a fantastic mall, and public transportation. However, crime is bad and the way the city is built you cannot really get away from it. The good neighborhoods are placed right next to the bad ones in an effort to keep the bad neighbohoods from not being too bad and to keep from having one very bad area of Columbia. Schools are mixed with both rich and poor. Again however, as a teenager growing up there I would not raise a teenager there. All I did (and most of the kids I knew) was do drugs, drink til I could have developed a drinking problem, and engage in other things you wouldn't want your children doing. People who moved there from other places that had never been bad kids quickly became bad kids like everyone else. Many of my peers dropped out of high school and many of those peers are now still there on welfare. Now that I have moved away I realize that people don't have that high school experience everywhere. The cost of living is also extremely high. Getting a one bedroom apartment in a nice neighborhood (not the ghetto) anywhere around Columbia will cost you at least $900+/month

“should i move to Columbia?”
“depends on what part, you have to be careful in some apartment/townhome areas.

by beverly_ December 7, 2019

Columbian Cold

A cold or sinus infection resulting from cocaine use.

My sinuses feels like they're going to explode. I must have caught the Columbian Cold from all the coke last night.

by Jasphen January 10, 2008

columbiatch

a fond reference to students at Columbia University

"I miss my columbiatches!"

by SloJo1 April 29, 2006

Columbian Sunrise

farting in someones coffee.

I totally gave Marcus a Columbian sunrise in his coffee.

by someguyontheinternet87 October 31, 2009

british columbia

western most province of canada.
capitol in victoria, the garden city.
known for the 'best chronic'
amazing parkland
big trees
will be a giant hippy comune in the future, i can see it now.

Wow, I sure am high.. Glad I got this weed from British Columbia.

by t-dub March 25, 2004